by: Duane “Raven Spirit” Marshal
Norse: If shit happens, beat the shit out of it.
Feminist: Get in touch with your inner shit.
Solitary: If shit happens; Duck!
Eco-Feminist: We’ve got to clean up this shit!
Gardnerian: Shit happens in Degrees.
Alexandrian: Shit happens because Gardner told us so.
Dabbler: We have ways of making shit happen!
Eclectic: We make our own shit.
Newbie: I don’t understand this shit.
Or: I like this shit.
Ceremonial Magician: No one understands my shit.
Wiccan: A little of this shit and a little of that shit.
Witch: I can use this shit.
Druid: This is old shit.
Greek: Let’s drink to this shit!
Reconstructionist: This shit happened before.
Celtic: This shit keeps happening to us.
Modern Western: We’ll fight to keep our shit!
Fundamentalist: We know who to blame for this shit.
Priest: This shit happens everywhere.
Traditionalist: Don’t tell anyone about this shit.
Shamanic: Get some drums, let’s dance to this shit!
Fam – Trad: I inherited this shit.
Visionary: Let’s smoke this shit!
Former Catholic: If shit happens, I’m not to blame for it.
Techno – Pagans: This shit always happens when I’m on line!l