Shit Happens ~ Pagan Style!!! by: Duane “Raven Spirit” Marshal Norse: If shit happens, beat the shit out of it. Feminist: Get in touch with your inner shit. Solitary: If shit happens; Duck! Eco-Feminist: We’ve got to clean up this shit!
10. Your drum and chant ends with “Hey! Macarena!” 9. You find your animal totem in the other world, and it pees on your leg. 8. Your psychic visions are interrupted by commercials.
Top 20 Signs a Pagan is Militant (The Few, the Proud, the Armed!) You use a flame-thrower to light the altar candles Your athame has a bayonet attachment to fit on your M-16 Your robe is made of camouflage material Your cakes & wine come from MRE’s Your book of … Continue reading
Howdy folks. I’m Billy Bob DreamDancer, and I’d like to invite ya’ll to join me and my lovely wife Tammy Faye Moonbeam when we present our new spiritual TV show, the 3Fold Club. We will be premiering Thursday night, August 24th at 8:00 PST on UPN 666. Join in song … Continue reading
A Pagan died and, much to her surprise, found herself at the Pearly Gates facing St. Peter. He walked up to her and said, “Hello, and welcome.” She stared at St. Peter in complete confusion. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I was supposed to end up in the Summerlands.” He … Continue reading