Tag Archives: Pet Humour

How to stuff your parrot for the holidays

Posted on November 29, 2008 by Nyx

How to stuff your parrot for the holidays Author unknown Ingredients: • One turkey • Corn pudding • Green beans • Stuffing • Sweet potatoes • Mashed potatoes with gravy • Cranberry sauce • Hot rolls • Relish tray • … Continue reading →

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Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary…

Posted on October 25, 2008 by Nyx

8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm … Continue reading →

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Excerpts from a Cat’s Daily Diary…

Posted on October 20, 2008 by Nyx

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make … Continue reading →

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Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans

Posted on October 8, 2008 by Nyx

1. Blaming your farts on me….. not funny… not funny at all !!! 2. Yelling at me for barking. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is … Continue reading →

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A PET’S TEN COMMANDMENTS…

Posted on September 21, 2008 by Nyx

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful. 2. Give me time to understand what you want of me. 3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my … Continue reading →

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