Tag Archives: Dog Humour

Top 10 things heard at Fido’s office Xmas party

Posted on December 20, 2008 by Nyx

10. “Wow! Check out the hot poodle with Rover.” 9. “So I says to him, throw in toilet bowl privileges, and you got yourself a deal.” 8. “Look, I gotta go chase a cab…” 7. “Hey you–cat! You work here?” … Continue reading →

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Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary…

Posted on October 25, 2008 by Nyx

8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm … Continue reading →

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Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans

Posted on October 8, 2008 by Nyx

1. Blaming your farts on me….. not funny… not funny at all !!! 2. Yelling at me for barking. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is … Continue reading →

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Dog Rules

Posted on August 10, 2006 by Nyx

1. The dog is not allowed in the house. 2. OK, the dog can come into the house but only with certain rules. 3. The dog is allowed in all rooms but has to stay off the furniture. 4. The … Continue reading →

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DICTIONARY OF DOG WORDS…

Posted on August 9, 2006 by Nyx

BATH: This is a process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently. BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you … Continue reading →

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