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Politically Correct
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as “HILLBILLIES.” You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore …. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND … Continue reading
Gender Stuff
You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender . 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off, it takes … Continue reading
Crazy stuff found on consumer goods
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping. (Damn, and that’s the only time I … Continue reading
What Women Want in Men
Original List (age 22): 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things
Crappy Pick-up Lines
*I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. *Nice legs…what time do they open? *Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package *You’ve got 206 bones in your body, … Continue reading