Tag Archives: Female Humour

Words Women Use

Words Women Use Study this and know it! FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks … Continue reading

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Never underestimate the thinking power of a woman!

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. “Darling,” he says. “I know we’ve … Continue reading

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What Women Want in Men

Original List (age 22): 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things

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Crappy Pick-up Lines

*I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. *Nice legs…what time do they open? *Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package *You’ve got 206 bones in your body, … Continue reading

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PMS REALLY STANDS FOR…

13. Psychotic Mood Shift 12. Pack My Stuff 11. Permanent Menstrual Syndrome 10. Perpetual Munching Spree 9. Puffy Mid-Section

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