Category Archives: Humour

PMS REALLY STANDS FOR…

Posted on August 8, 2004 by Nyx

13. Psychotic Mood Shift 12. Pack My Stuff 11. Permanent Menstrual Syndrome 10. Perpetual Munching Spree 9. Puffy Mid-Section

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Words of wisdom!

Posted on August 7, 2004 by Nyx

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.. In fact, just bugger off and leave me … Continue reading →

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The Great Astrological Light Bulb Joke

Posted on March 10, 2002 by Nyx

How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb? ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it? TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should … Continue reading →

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The Top 10 Ways To Annoy A Pagan

Posted on May 25, 2001 by Nyx

The Top 10 Ways To Annoy A Pagan things we never want to hear… 10. Sayyyyyyy, is that a Jewish star? 9. No, then you must listen to Motley Crue, right? Not that, either? I know, it’s a … a … Continue reading →

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You Might be Giving Pagans a Bad Name If…

Posted on May 20, 2001 by Nyx

You insist that your boss call you “Rowan Starchild” because otherwise you’d sue for religious harassment. (Score double for this if you don’t let that patronizing dastard call you “Mr. or Ms. Starchild.”) You request Samhain, Beltaine, and Yule off … Continue reading →

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