Category: Humour

Talking Splat for #mentalillness or #chronicillness (because every day we feel like we’ve been run over by *something *) MOPED my symptoms are *always* there, but today they are pretty chill. EURO CAR My symptoms are holding me back a little, but I can do more today than usual. SEDAN Just a standard day with…

A store that sells husbands has just opened in ???? City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the…

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then…

We are the last generation that learned to play in the street. We are the first who’ve played video games, see cartoons in color and went to amusement parks. We were the last to record songs off the radio on cassettes and we are the pioneers of walkmans and chatrooms. We learned how to progam…

1. Any separation from you will be painful to me. Remember that before you take me as your pup. 2. Give me time to understand what you want from me. 3. Place your trust in me. It’s crucial to my well-being. 4. Don’t be angry with me for long, and don’t lock me up as…

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes. The Genie said, “Nope … due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries,…