10. There are half-full, brightly-coloured plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub. 9. There’s always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner. 8. It’s best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function. … Continue reading
Category Archives: Humour
Rekindling Romance
RAfter nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small … Continue reading
How Did Canada Get Its Name?
The original name for Canada, dreamed up by a parliamentary committee in London, was “Cold North Dominion,” but that was too long, so they abbreviated it to C.N.D. The King’s Royal Governor presented the new name to the inhabitants, but they didn’t say a word. “Well, what do you think?” … Continue reading
People Can Ask The Oddest Questions of Canadians
I do not know where all of these Q and As have come from, but they are posted around the net in collections without author given .. so I’ve collected what I can and am posting my finds here for you to read. The follows Questions are actual questions that … Continue reading
COLD IS RELATIVE…
The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit): 50 above – New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens. 40 above – Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe. 35 above – Italian cars won’t start. Canadians drive with the windows down. 32 above – Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets … Continue reading