Category: Humour
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Why Having a Toddler is Like Being at a Frat Party
10. There are half-full, brightly-coloured plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub. 9. There’s always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner. 8. It’s best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function. 7. You sneak off to…
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Rekindling Romance
RAfter nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then…
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How Did Canada Get Its Name?
The original name for Canada, dreamed up by a parliamentary committee in London, was “Cold North Dominion,” but that was too long, so they abbreviated it to C.N.D. The King’s Royal Governor presented the new name to the inhabitants, but they didn’t say a word. “Well, what do you think?” asked the Royal Governor? “C,…
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People Can Ask The Oddest Questions of Canadians
I do not know where all of these Q and As have come from, but they are posted around the net in collections without author given .. so I’ve collected what I can and am posting my finds here for you to read. The follows Questions are actual questions that have been asked at various…
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COLD IS RELATIVE…
The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit): 50 above – New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens. 40 above – Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe. 35 above – Italian cars won’t start. Canadians drive with the windows down. 32 above – Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
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Good reasons to have sex
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking…