Category Archives: Humour

A Pagan Televangelist

Posted on August 6, 2006 by Nyx

Howdy folks. I’m Billy Bob DreamDancer, and I’d like to invite ya’ll to join me and my lovely wife Tammy Faye Moonbeam when we present our new spiritual TV show, the 3Fold Club. We will be premiering Thursday night, August … Continue reading →

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A Pagan goes to Heaven

Posted on August 5, 2006 by Nyx

A Pagan died and, much to her surprise, found herself at the Pearly Gates facing St. Peter. He walked up to her and said, “Hello, and welcome.” She stared at St. Peter in complete confusion. “Wait a minute,” she said. … Continue reading →

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Cat Translations

Posted on July 24, 2006 by Nyx

Miaow Feed me. Meeow Pet me. Mrooww I love you. Miioo-oo-oo I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don’t wait up.

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The Legend of the Cat

Posted on July 14, 2006 by Nyx

If a black cat crosses your path, you will have GOOD luck. Yes, that’s right some believe that this event bring GOOD luck. Variations to this belief say that you must politely greet the cat OR stroke the cat 3 … Continue reading →

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The male and female side of things

Posted on June 29, 2006 by Nyx

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example: 1) Ziploc Bags — They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers — They are Female, because once … Continue reading →

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