Tag: Humour

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch…

Every year Beloit College in Beloit, Wisconsin publishes what it calls “The Mindset List”–fun facts and figures about the incoming crop of freshmen so professors will be able to relate to their new students. Beloit says the list is a reminder that the world view of today’s new college students is significantly different from the…

You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender . 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right…

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping. (Damn, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos — You could be…

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.. In fact, just bugger off and leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and…