(The Few, the Proud, the Armed!)
You use a flame-thrower to light the altar candles
Your athame has a bayonet attachment to fit on your M-16
Your robe is made of camouflage material
Your cakes & wine come from MRE’s
Your book of shadows contains plans on defusing bombs, poison antidotes and basic survival techniques
Your circle is marked by barbed-wire
You have to take an ATV or HumVee to get to the Covenstead
You use an artillery shell casing for your God symbol
You use a hand grenade for a God symbol (if there isn’t an artillery shell available)
You take down a tent to move the Covenstead
Your familiar is an attack-trained Doberman, Rottweiler or German Shepherd
You use a hubcap for a scrying dish
You use teargas to smudge when doing banishings
Your goddess symbol is Tank Girl
Your tradition’s 1st degree training includes Ninjitsu or other forms of martial arts
Your circle name is Spike, Slash, Ripcord, Hawkeye, Bubba, or anything that ends with ‘ster’
You use machine gun fire to cast your circle
You use a compass for a divination tool
You use a bullet on a string for a pendulum
You call your High Priest “Commander”, and your High Priestess “General”