Tag Archives: Pagan Humour

Shit Happens ~ Pagan Style!!!

Posted on September 20, 2006 by Nyx

Shit Happens ~ Pagan Style!!! by: Duane “Raven Spirit” Marshal Norse: If shit happens, beat the shit out of it. Feminist: Get in touch with your inner shit. Solitary: If shit happens; Duck! Eco-Feminist: We’ve got to clean up this … Continue reading →

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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE NOT A VERY GOOD WITCH

Posted on September 7, 2006 by Nyx

10. Your drum and chant ends with “Hey! Macarena!” 9. You find your animal totem in the other world, and it pees on your leg. 8. Your psychic visions are interrupted by commercials.

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Top 20 Signs a Pagan is Militant

Posted on August 7, 2006 by Nyx

Top 20 Signs a Pagan is Militant (The Few, the Proud, the Armed!) You use a flame-thrower to light the altar candles Your athame has a bayonet attachment to fit on your M-16 Your robe is made of camouflage material … Continue reading →

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A Pagan Televangelist

Posted on August 6, 2006 by Nyx

Howdy folks. I’m Billy Bob DreamDancer, and I’d like to invite ya’ll to join me and my lovely wife Tammy Faye Moonbeam when we present our new spiritual TV show, the 3Fold Club. We will be premiering Thursday night, August … Continue reading →

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A Pagan goes to Heaven

Posted on August 5, 2006 by Nyx

A Pagan died and, much to her surprise, found herself at the Pearly Gates facing St. Peter. He walked up to her and said, “Hello, and welcome.” She stared at St. Peter in complete confusion. “Wait a minute,” she said. … Continue reading →

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