Tag Archives: Cat Humour

Excerpts from a Cat’s Daily Diary…

Posted on October 20, 2008 by Nyx

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make … Continue reading →

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Cat Translations

Posted on July 24, 2006 by Nyx

Miaow Feed me. Meeow Pet me. Mrooww I love you. Miioo-oo-oo I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don’t wait up.

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The Legend of the Cat

Posted on July 14, 2006 by Nyx

If a black cat crosses your path, you will have GOOD luck. Yes, that’s right some believe that this event bring GOOD luck. Variations to this belief say that you must politely greet the cat OR stroke the cat 3 … Continue reading →

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How to know when you have too many cats

Posted on May 13, 2006 by Nyx

Every time you open the bathroom door, a little furry creature races past you and perches on the toilet seat for a drink before you get there. (If there is more than one perched, you are really in trouble) Your … Continue reading →

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