Tag: Cat Humour
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Excerpts from a Cat’s Daily Diary…
Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to…
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Cat Translations
Miaow Feed me. Meeow Pet me. Mrooww I love you. Miioo-oo-oo I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don’t wait up.
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The Legend of the Cat
If a black cat crosses your path, you will have GOOD luck. Yes, that’s right some believe that this event bring GOOD luck. Variations to this belief say that you must politely greet the cat OR stroke the cat 3 times to bring the good luck.? If a black cat crosses your path, you will…
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How to know when you have too many cats
Every time you open the bathroom door, a little furry creature races past you and perches on the toilet seat for a drink before you get there. (If there is more than one perched, you are really in trouble) Your refrigerator door has its own groupies. When you open the doors to your house, the…