Category Archives: Humour

Born Before 1987? Then You Are…

Every year Beloit College in Beloit, Wisconsin publishes what it calls “The Mindset List”–fun facts and figures about the incoming crop of freshmen so professors will be able to relate to their new students. Beloit says the list is a … Continue reading

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Dog Rules

1. The dog is not allowed in the house. 2. OK, the dog can come into the house but only with certain rules. 3. The dog is allowed in all rooms but has to stay off the furniture. 4. The … Continue reading

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DICTIONARY OF DOG WORDS…

BATH: This is a process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently. BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you … Continue reading

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid … Continue reading

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Top 20 Signs a Pagan is Militant

Top 20 Signs a Pagan is Militant (The Few, the Proud, the Armed!) You use a flame-thrower to light the altar candles Your athame has a bayonet attachment to fit on your M-16 Your robe is made of camouflage material … Continue reading

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