Category Archives: Humour

Difference Between Love and Marriage!

Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street. Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant. Marriage is a take home packet. Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is one of them … Continue reading

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Shit Happens ~ Pagan Style!!!

Shit Happens ~ Pagan Style!!! by: Duane “Raven Spirit” Marshal Norse: If shit happens, beat the shit out of it. Feminist: Get in touch with your inner shit. Solitary: If shit happens; Duck! Eco-Feminist: We’ve got to clean up this … Continue reading

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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE NOT A VERY GOOD WITCH

10. Your drum and chant ends with “Hey! Macarena!” 9. You find your animal totem in the other world, and it pees on your leg. 8. Your psychic visions are interrupted by commercials.

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Living In 2006…

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who … Continue reading

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MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS

MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS Offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix: The professor told his class one day: “Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is … Continue reading

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