Category Archives: Humour

Daddy how was I born?

Posted on August 14, 2007 by Nyx

Daddy how was I born? A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first … Continue reading →

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Banff Park Tourists

Posted on August 13, 2007 by Nyx

Yes, they’re ALL TRUE as heard at the information kiosks manned by Parks Canada staff! 1. How do the elk know they’re supposed to cross at the “Elk Crossing” signs? 2. At what elevation does an elk become a moose? … Continue reading →

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Oh Canada

Posted on June 27, 2007 by Nyx

Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. … Continue reading →

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HUMOUR: “God” and the Dog

Posted on November 19, 2006 by Nyx

On the first day, God created the dog and said: “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty … Continue reading →

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Rules to live by on Halloween

Posted on October 6, 2006 by Nyx

With Halloween upon us, it is worthwhile to remember a few simple rules to help keep this season healthy, happy and SAFE!! Please use these helpful hints this and every year. 1. When it appears that you have killed the … Continue reading →

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