Category Archives: Humour

Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans

Posted on October 8, 2008 by Nyx

1. Blaming your farts on me….. not funny… not funny at all !!! 2. Yelling at me for barking. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is … Continue reading →

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A PET’S TEN COMMANDMENTS…

Posted on September 21, 2008 by Nyx

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful. 2. Give me time to understand what you want of me. 3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my … Continue reading →

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Your Age by Eating Out

Posted on March 3, 2008 by Nyx

YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don’t tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. … Continue reading →

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Apple Computer Announcement

Posted on October 19, 2007 by Nyx

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants. The iTit will cost $499, $599, or $799 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major … Continue reading →

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On Child Birth

Posted on September 10, 2007 by Nyx

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he … Continue reading →

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