Category Archives: Humour

First Time Sex

Posted on January 5, 2009 by Nyx

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out … Continue reading →

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Top 10 things heard at Fido’s office Xmas party

Posted on December 20, 2008 by Nyx

10. “Wow! Check out the hot poodle with Rover.” 9. “So I says to him, throw in toilet bowl privileges, and you got yourself a deal.” 8. “Look, I gotta go chase a cab…” 7. “Hey you–cat! You work here?” … Continue reading →

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How to stuff your parrot for the holidays

Posted on November 29, 2008 by Nyx

How to stuff your parrot for the holidays Author unknown Ingredients: • One turkey • Corn pudding • Green beans • Stuffing • Sweet potatoes • Mashed potatoes with gravy • Cranberry sauce • Hot rolls • Relish tray • … Continue reading →

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Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary…

Posted on October 25, 2008 by Nyx

8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm … Continue reading →

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Excerpts from a Cat’s Daily Diary…

Posted on October 20, 2008 by Nyx

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make … Continue reading →

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