Category: Humour

  • Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary…

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    8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!…

  • Excerpts from a Cat’s Daily Diary…

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    Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to…

  • Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans

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    1. Blaming your farts on me….. not funny… not funny at all !!! 2. Yelling at me for barking. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! 5.…

  • A PET’S TEN COMMANDMENTS…

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    1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful. 2. Give me time to understand what you want of me. 3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being. 4. Don’t be angry with me for long and don’t lock me up as…

  • Your Age by Eating Out

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    YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT Don’t tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know! YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read .

  • Apple Computer Announcement

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    Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants. The iTit will cost $499, $599, or $799 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening…