Category: Humour
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I would be an American
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen…
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Misdirected Email
WARNING – this might be a little off humour for some, but not for others read at own risk… ———- An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his…
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ChildFree Humour
Not actually a childfree deal, but for many who are childfree or parents a like might well find some humour in this (I know my folks found it a good laugh). ———- A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved…
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First Time Sex
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never…
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Top 10 things heard at Fido’s office Xmas party
10. “Wow! Check out the hot poodle with Rover.” 9. “So I says to him, throw in toilet bowl privileges, and you got yourself a deal.” 8. “Look, I gotta go chase a cab…” 7. “Hey you–cat! You work here?” 6. “Not the Macarena again! Somebody cut off the boss’ bar tab…” 5. “Did you…
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How to stuff your parrot for the holidays
How to stuff your parrot for the holidays Author unknown Ingredients: • One turkey • Corn pudding • Green beans • Stuffing • Sweet potatoes • Mashed potatoes with gravy • Cranberry sauce • Hot rolls • Relish tray • Pumpkin pie • Whipped cream • Hot coffee