Category Archives: Humour

COLD IS RELATIVE…

Posted on April 24, 2010 by Nyx

The Temperature Conversion Guide (degrees are in Fahrenheit): 50 above – New Yorkers turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens. 40 above – Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe. 35 above – Italian cars won’t start. Canadians drive with the windows … Continue reading →

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Good reasons to have sex

Posted on February 7, 2010 by Nyx

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes … Continue reading →

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I would be an American

Posted on May 12, 2009 by Nyx

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode … Continue reading →

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Misdirected Email

Posted on April 16, 2009 by Nyx

WARNING – this might be a little off humour for some, but not for others read at own risk… ———- An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business … Continue reading →

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ChildFree Humour

Posted on February 7, 2009 by Nyx

Not actually a childfree deal, but for many who are childfree or parents a like might well find some humour in this (I know my folks found it a good laugh). ———- A lady about 8 months pregnant got on … Continue reading →

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