Category: Humour
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Crappy Pick-up Lines
*I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. *Nice legs…what time do they open? *Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package *You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more? *Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the…
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PMS REALLY STANDS FOR…
13. Psychotic Mood Shift 12. Pack My Stuff 11. Permanent Menstrual Syndrome 10. Perpetual Munching Spree 9. Puffy Mid-Section
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Words of wisdom!
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.. In fact, just bugger off and leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and…
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The Great Astrological Light Bulb Joke
How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb? ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it? TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away. GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep discussing who…
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The Top 10 Ways To Annoy A Pagan
The Top 10 Ways To Annoy A Pagan things we never want to hear… 10. Sayyyyyyy, is that a Jewish star? 9. No, then you must listen to Motley Crue, right? Not that, either? I know, it’s a … a … Pentacost, right? 8. You guys really worship the devil, huh? Cool, I, like, listen…
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You Might be Giving Pagans a Bad Name If…
You insist that your boss call you “Rowan Starchild” because otherwise you’d sue for religious harassment. (Score double for this if you don’t let that patronizing dastard call you “Mr. or Ms. Starchild.”) You request Samhain, Beltaine, and Yule off and then gripe about working Christmas. You expect your employer to exempt you from the…