Category Archives: Humour

Talking Splat for #mentalillness or #chronicillness (because every day we feel like we’ve been run over by *something *) MOPED my symptoms are *always* there, but today they are pretty chill. EURO CAR My symptoms are holding me back a … Continue reading →

A store that sells husbands has just opened in ???? City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY … Continue reading →

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 … Continue reading →

We are the last generation that learned to play in the street. We are the first who’ve played video games, see cartoons in color and went to amusement parks. We were the last to record songs off the radio on … Continue reading →

1. Any separation from you will be painful to me. Remember that before you take me as your pup. 2. Give me time to understand what you want from me. 3. Place your trust in me. It’s crucial to my … Continue reading →