Santa Claus Is Pagan Too

Santa Claus Is Pagan Too
By Emerald Rose

Oh, Santa Claus is Pagan too

Just like all the rest

And if you are a merry witch

He’ll bring you all the best

So get that star up on the roof

And bake those cookies too

Cause Christmas time is really Yule

And Santa’s Pagan too

He’s got that Buddha belly

And his Pops the Holly King

You’ve dressed him in that British Coat

The caps a Nordic thing

You took the horns right off his head

And stuck them on his deer

But he still flies high like Jupiter

With a belly full of beer

Hey, Santa Claus is Pagan too

Just like all the rest

And if you are a merry witch

He’ll bring you all the best

So get that star up on the roof

And bake those cookies too

Cause Christmas time is really Yule

And Santa’s Pagan too

Now history says Christ was likely

Not a Capricorn

But if you want to share our Yule

We don’t care when he’s born

Come celebrate the dawning

Of the sun king’s bright rebirth

And if you practice what you preach

We’ll all have peace on earth

Hey, Santa Claus is Pagan too

Just like all the rest

And if you are a merry witch

He’ll bring you all the best

So get that star up on the roof

And bake those cookies too

Cause Christmas time is really Yule

And Santa’s Pagan too

Now, Santa’s way more jolly

Than most Christians would require

And if he weren’t so busy

He’d be dancing ‘round this fire

Yeah, you can call it Christmas

You’ve got us way outgunned

But just you wait ‘til Beltaine

Then we’ll see who’s havin’ fun !

Hey, Santa Claus is Pagan too

Just like all the rest

And if you are a merry witch

He’ll bring you all the best

So get that star up on the roof

And bake those cookies too

Cause Christmas time is really Yule

And Santa’s Pagan too

Hey, Santa Claus is Pagan too

Just like all the rest

And if you are a merry witch

He’ll bring you all the best

So get that star up on the roof

And bake those cookies too

Cause Christmas time is really Yule

And Santa’s Pagan too

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