Astrological Halloween

Below is a humourus deal aimed at Halloween combined with each Astrological sign.

Aries – Pushes the others aside to get to the door first.

Taurus – Will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.

Gemini – Goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.

Cancer – Stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.

Leo – Plans their costume for months, then won’t go out because someone else had the same idea.

Virgo – Wears a neatly pressed suit and tells everyone they’re a bookkeeper.

Libra – Is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.

Scorpio – Isn’t in it for the candy.

Sagittarius – Will manage to wander to the next town.

Capricorn – Makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.

Aquarius – Builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.

Pisces – Skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the moon.Astrological Halloween

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