You should have been married at…

You know when your birthday is, but how old should you really be getting married? (just put an x next to the things that apply to you, then follow the directions at the end)

[x] know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] I keep track of dates using a calendar.
[] I own more than one credit card.
[x] I know how to change the oil.
[x] I do my own laundry.
[x] I vote every election.
[x] I can cook for myself
[ ] I think politics are exciting.
[] I balance my checkbook.
[x] My parents have better things to say than my friends.

total so far: 7

[x] I show up for school/college/work every day early.
[] I always carry a pen/pencil in my pocket/purse.
[] I've never gotten a detention.
[ ] I have never smoked a cigarette.
[ ] I have never gotten completely trashed.
[x ] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once.
[x] I like to take walks by myself.
[x] I've watched talk shows.
[x] I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up.
[] I drink coffee at least once a week.

total so far: 12

[x] I know how to do the dishes.
[X] I can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When I say I'm going to do something I do it.
[x] My parents trust me.
[x] I can mow the lawn.
[x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
[x] I remember to water the plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[x] I pay(ied) attention at school/college.
[x] I remember to feed my pets.

total so far: 22

[x] I can spell 'experience' without looking it up
[x] I work out on a regular basis.
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[] The people at Starbucks know me by name.
[] my favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] I have gained weight since middle/high school.
[] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine.
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[] I understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I can type quickly.

total so far: 26

[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[] My only friends are from my place of employment.
[] I have been to a tupperware party.
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] I have more bills than I can pay.
[] All my friends are older than I am.
[x] I can say no to staying out all night.
[x] I use the internet every day.
[x] My wardrobe hasn't changed in a while.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.

total: 32

Now subtract your score from 55, and that's when you should be married

23 years of age i should have been hitch .. ya right, I'm almost 30 and that is so NOT in my future.

Updated: May 2nd 2009 – got married … so much for that above comment

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