10. “Wow! Check out the hot poodle with Rover.”
9. “So I says to him, throw in toilet bowl privileges, and you got yourself a deal.”
8. “Look, I gotta go chase a cab…”
7. “Hey you–cat! You work here?”
6. “Not the Macarena again! Somebody cut off the boss’ bar tab…”
5. “Did you see the neat photocopies of Bowser’s rear end?”
4. “Hey, good lookin’. Wanna swing by the ol’ doghouse later?”
3. “Who ordered the hot dog pizza with everything?”
2. “Dead Cats–We’re Still for ‘Em!”
1. “Gainesburgers? Who catered this disaster?”